Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.
by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.
After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.
by Ophelia Buns April 22, 2011

The place in your bed or blankets where you lose things and don't find them for hours, days, or even weeks.
This can also apply to couches.
This can also apply to couches.
"Dude, can I borrow your phone? Mine's dead."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
by Lucario2020 November 26, 2014
