Viscous Biscuit

A Fecal turd with high levels of viscosity. A turd that is physically maintained within the occurrence of Diarrhea or a loose bowel movement. Liquid, wet poop.

Fuck him man! Don't let him disrespect you like that! You better leave some viscous biscuits in his fucking pillow case tonight!

by Sorry Sans August 24, 2010

skeeter biscuit

A Southern slut who is unclean, and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl who works at Torino's is a real skeeter biscuit.

by volsgirl1976 February 22, 2011

Risky Biscuits

A brigade of Pirates in the game Windward known for their fearsome cruelty and fun-loving questing.

The Risky Biscuits are love their grog and their wenches

by Horatio Algers III October 3, 2016

Cop biscuit

When you get railed in the ass by a cop while hitting mach 7 in the police cruiser.

I got pulled over for failing to signal. Instead of a ticket, the Officer gave me a cop biscuit!

by Saskatchewan Steve June 19, 2017

Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

by Jkins August 5, 2010

Satan's Air Biscuits

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.

Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.

by ilookmarvlus December 17, 2012

shitty biscuts

A bad situation or anything perceived as extremely unpleasant. Also commonly used as an exclamation in times of displeasure or angst.

Co-worker - "I need your help. Please help me with work."

Me - "Shitty Biscuts!"

by nickbag9 June 27, 2007