bed weather

is when it gets so hot and steamy in the bed that it actually starts to rain underneath the sheets and blanket.

Bro, me and my girlfriend were going at it so hard and long that bed weather actually happened.

by wetbed October 26, 2013

Bed it and Forget it

To have sex with someone then forget all about them

Johnny kept obsessing over Sally, so his friends suggested he just bed it and forget it.

by real-ish_name January 6, 2011

crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.

Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.

by jaxonzz9pza September 12, 2010

Kingle Bed

A single bed that, because the owner is only small, it feels a lot bigger due to the space

Wow, I had such a great sleep last night in my kingle bed

by Miss.N August 24, 2011

Punk Beds

(n.) Set of Bunk Beds shared by two individuals having ignorant and selfish qualities. Commonly used term in New Jersey area beach homes shared by overaged men who still like to party.

Pauley "Juice Box" Fanzanelli: Found a summer share in seaside bro. It's 600 Square feet and sleeps like 19 people n' crap bro.

Pauley is referring to a dwelling that contains approximately 6 sets of punk beds.

by Twinney4 May 27, 2010

Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

fun in bed

BANG AND SEX THE PLACE DOWN

Jimmy, u wanna have fun in bed tomingt

by TM THE FUCKBOY May 29, 2019