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Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?
by Tadalafil September 14, 2010
mugGet the Beard Blasphemymug.

frosty beard

When a man's beard gets covered in semen.
Mike ended up with a frosty beard when he got done blowing Milo.
by PartyBoy1981 December 17, 2011
mugGet the frosty beardmug.

Beard baby

1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.

2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above
P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby
by the Coventry April 27, 2010
mugGet the Beard babymug.

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.
My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.
by Cindi44 January 12, 2009
mugGet the butt beardmug.

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.
"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*
by witelighter06 December 13, 2006
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vagina - beard

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.
dude, check out his vagina - beard!
by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011
mugGet the vagina - beardmug.

hasbro beard

A neatly trimmed goatee common among young men, particuarly fantasy enthusiasts who are attempting to emulate fashion cues common to fantasy themes. It is named "Hasbro Beard" because Hasbro is the company which presently owns the rights to the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game. It is often coupled with long floppish hair among particuarly devoted fantasy enthusiasts, but is also common in the mainstream population as a handy way to create the illusion of having a chin.
"Bob had thought that his hasbro beard made him look older, but now he realised that it merely highlighted his youth and extreme geekiness."
by Maryann May 5, 2005
mugGet the hasbro beardmug.

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