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Barney Fife

The dumbest asshole on the Andy Griffith show
Barney Fife almost shot himself on the show
by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017
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Barnsley

Female who drinks and smokes heavily, usually to the severe detriment to her health.
No wonder she's broke, she's a right barnsley!
by Martin-Smith November 8, 2006
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Barnekob

Quit being a Barnekob.
by Mr. Cow September 20, 2005
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barnasevitch

a cooler than cool best friend, who has a tendancy to be chased by late nite party-ers weilding rakes
i'm so lucky to have a barnasevitch like you! watch out for that girl with a garden tool!
by cooleo November 16, 2006
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Barney Complex

The Barney complex refers to people who have an undeserved sense of privilege and overly inflated ego and have nothing to back it up. It all goes back to that purple dinosaur we all watched on PBS as kids. Everyday he told everyone that you're special, and that Sally was special. and that Sam was also special. Well kids, lets face it....we're not all special. Get over yourself.
Sally is complaining about being under appreciated at work again, I wish she'd get over her Barney complex and just do her work.
by SweetLemon August 12, 2009
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Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning all their games in the World Cup, The Netherlands experienced Barner's Law in the World Cup Finals resulting in a loss and a streak breaker on Streak For the Cash.
by theCroweeffect July 17, 2010
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Barney

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur
I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
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