Bald

A man who is called badboyhalo

That bald person hates the number 14

by Modnation Gang Leader November 13, 2020

Bald

Unless you are an air bender named aang you look ugly as a bladie

Look at that bald guy

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Bald

A person who lacks common sense.

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."

by AldingGOD August 15, 2022

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Bald Cene

Juan cene when he says oooh shoot we gotta go bald and then he goes bald

Bald Cene like a melody

by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 20, 2020

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019