shet bag

another word for 'shit'. used primarily when insulting someone who is a deck.

"I'm going to betch slap you shet bag."

by Mandii December 14, 2008

half a bag on

The condition of being buzzed but not yet completely drunk.

John came back from the bar early with half a bag on.

by Adam C. L. May 8, 2008

Peterson bag

A bag of small, insufficient or lackluster amount of leaves. Usually perpetrated by a person trying to rush through their work so as to return to their True North.

If I can catch it with one hand it is a PETERSON BAG!!!!!!

by Poooooody February 4, 2009

Titty bag

A variation on tea bagging where a woman with large titties rests her boobs on the forehead of a passed out douch and poses for a picture just to show him how much fun he missed out on.

He could have had a great night until he passed out. Just so he'd never forget why you should stay up, two hot chicks decided to titty bag his dumb ass!

by K-Von May 21, 2017

D-bag

Short for douchebag, a person that sucks ass

"My landlord cut off my heat and electricity because me rent was one day late." "Fuckin d-bag"

by Yo Mamma June 5, 2003

scrote-bag

Scrote-bag is the combination of the word scrote and scumbag. Scrote-bag refers to a person displaying undesirable qualities, actions, attitude, morals, personality. The word is synonym for other names such as asshole, shithead, motherfucker, etc. Origin of the word is not known, however it is heavily used a part of local dialect in Clinton, Missouri.

"Look at that scrote-bag over there driving that car." "What a scrote-bag!" "Who was over at the baseball game? Ah, just a bunch of scrote-bags."

by Jeff K. September 27, 2005

Spooey Bag

Your woman's play hole can be defined as a "Spooey Bag". The place you make a deposit when you did everything right for the last week and did not piss her off.

The Spooey Bag is closely related to the term "Spooey Rag". That of course is the rag you use to wipe her twat once you unload into the meat curtians.

Example1:
Dude1: "Hey dude... did you get to hit the Spooey Bag last night."
Dude2:"Yeah bro... I left that shit all tattered. I think my balls bruised her asshole I hit it so hard."

Example2: "Hey dude... are the Spooey Bags coming to the game with us tonight?

by KEmerick November 30, 2005