Badger Badger Badger

This definition is a response to "Your mom reeks of butter"'s definition.

The songs real lyrics ARE Magic, Mushroom and Hallucinate. This is because the song is really about these mushrooms that cause hallucinations. They make you see hundreds of badgers.

The mushrooms are drugs, like Marijuana and are dangerous.

Substance abuse causes you to do stupid things. Don't take these mushrooms. Just enjoy the "Badger" song. It's like a warning label. Listen to it.

Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Mushroom Mushroom, Hallucinate cinate cinate cinate hallucinate.
as opposed to Badger Badger Badger mushroom mushroom augh snake snake ooo its a snake.

by Manda-rin March 14, 2009

Badger

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.

John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight

by wWitbshy April 9, 2010

Badger

Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."

The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.

by Swarlay February 15, 2008

badgett

A particularly hairy butt-hole.

Dude me and sarah totally almost had sex until i realized she had a pretty serious badgett on her hands.

by chupovich November 13, 2009

Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach

Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger

by Young Roach August 7, 2012

badger

the coolest people you will ever meet.
they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.

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britbadge.
malbadge.
kenbadge.

Those badgers (^^^) are amazing. LT.

badgersuniteforlife.!

by brittany starr badger May 6, 2008

badge in the post

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.

Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."

by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005