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blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...
Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!
by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010
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Roll and Blast

When your girl wants to go to sleep and she is facing the other direction so you roll that bitch over and finger blast her
I pulled the old roll and blast last night
by Bigblastbang1738 October 13, 2015
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Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.
Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest
by GoGoDaddy69 July 22, 2017
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Marble Blast

This is a video game where you control a marble and roll onto an exit pad, there are also powerups and gems, all gems must be collected in a level if there are any.
yo I was playing Marble Blast last night.
sick bro!
by JaxxUwU August 5, 2023
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Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.
Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.
by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019
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pit blasting

The surprise tickling of the armpits. Especially when forceful, brief, and unwelcome.
The peace talks were derailed by the Sudanese Ambassador's incessant pit blasting.
by MagicBucket August 26, 2016
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