jack bank

An area of the mind used to store images and experiences to be used at a later time to masturbate.

"Brandon put the memory of a girl he saw bending over on the bus into his jack bank"

by Seangrrrr February 7, 2008

pudding bank

A whore's sex holes. Mouth, pussy, ass, etc.

Hey Joe see that bitch over there, I made a deposit in her pudding bank last night.

by Thewordmaker September 21, 2013

Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.

How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.

by Benstar June 14, 2012

ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

Dabble bank

Female version of the wank bank

Jill: Collen Feral is in my dabble bank, what about yours?
Morgan: Well Brad Pit is my main one.
Katie: Well I dont do that so...

by moses of the river November 17, 2010

bank is closed

When you want to tell someone when you are not in the mood for sex.

I’m sorry Wes but the bank is closed for the weekend you really pissed me off.

by Sweetscorpio May 25, 2018