alton

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.

"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."

by MySpace kid September 1, 2008

San Antonio Sterns

Nickname for the NBA's darlings, the San Antonio Spurs. Given the "Stern" label because of NBA commissioner David Stern's affinity for the team.

How could Duncan flagrantly foul someone like that and the Sterns not get a single call against them?

by Jay Hoover December 24, 2004

Anton

A coward, someone who is terrified of love. Selfish because he only wants you around because of the way it makes him feel no matter what it does to her. He can love but hes to scarred. Someone so niave to think that because someone looks a certain way that they will be the same. A man of science i guess and he had to prove my theory wrong that he could feel that way with anyone. But guess what you cant.

Anton, the man that broke my heart

by Krayola Mustard March 6, 2018

Anton

Anton is a fat and very unappealing guy. He is most likely to break a chair. But even with those flaws nothing will stop him from being supportive,kind,loving,caring, and awesome!!!!!

me-''I'm sad''
anton-''HOW ABOUT SOME ICECREAM''

by HITGIRL&DAVE!! February 27, 2019

San Antonio

Lame as hell, except for the good food.

San Antonio is lame as hell. But those tacos were delicious.

by dotsin December 22, 2008

antonijo

a fucking heartbreaker, doesn't know what the fuck he wants and can't choose between two girls. even though he looks breathtaking good, he's an asshole. get the fuck over him, gurl.

Fuck you, Antonijo. just fuck you.

by najgora January 5, 2017

San Antonio Sterns

Name given to the best team in the NBA for the last 10 years due to their dominance in the playoffs. Most people who call them this are loser Phoenix Fans whose team has never won shit due to the fact they have no balls. The 'Sterns" part is given in reference to the fact that these idiotic fans think David Stern actually favors them which is complete lunacy.

Damn San Antonio Sterns beat my Suns again. Davis Stern must be jumping for joy.

by spurfan August 18, 2008