The Austin Effect

Always getting distracted from your work by another person, even if you are completely uninterested in the conversation. Often, said person is very annoying and idiotic.

"I was trying to finish my math homework, but I got hit by the Austin Effect."

by Penile Dentata February 5, 2012

docking austin

this act is performed while docking. one man lies on his back while the other straddles him, faces reverse cowgirl and touches penis's. upon ejaculation the top man shits on the others chest.

we were docking and it was going great....untill he gave me a docking austin

by asscannon February 21, 2011

austin dillon

The driver of the number 3 car in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series.

Austin Dillon won the Coke 600 a few days ago.

by That Lego on the floor May 30, 2017

The Austin Horton

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton

I want to be Like
The Austin Horton

by Austin Horton December 19, 2016

Nick austin

Emma hoogerhydes husband

Person 1: why's emma yelling daddy?
Person 2: oh her and nick austin are alone

by Bryanna baker September 12, 2020

austin moore

a gay boi who likes anime but denies it

Person1: oh my god frank youŕe such an austin moore

by swoleboi November 8, 2018

austin zinger

He is a short marshmallow most commonly used as insults to kids at st Charles collage

That Anus is called Austin zinger

The marshmallow of ur class

by TubbyMarshmallow May 20, 2018