apple jack

A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in which cold temperatures are used to freeze out the water in the 5-7% alcohol cider to the point that it is 40-50% alcohol. Prior to the required pasteurization, the hard cider base could be made simply by leaving store bought cider (kept in a glass jug with a metal cap, to allow airflow) in the sun. With modern sterile cider, both sugar and yeast must be added.

Unpasteurized cider may still be bought from farmers and hippies, but champagne yeast is already available, and there are countless recipes available on the Internet that will have your average high school alcoholic brewing his own alcohol in minutes.

Apple Jack can be made year round using store bought ingredients. The extreme cold needed to freeze alcohol (-117 deg. Celsius, really fucking cold!) means you don't even need a freezer; dry ice, available from behind the counter in many grocery stores, may simply be soaked in the yeasty beer to collect water ice.

by Macadaciouse September 2, 2006

apple

Apple:
company behind:
Apple Macintosh (1984+)
iMac (1999?)
Mac Mini (2005)
iPod (2001)
iSight
iSync
iTunes
iCal
Mac OS X (10)
System 7,6 ect

iWill log into my iMac G5, iSync my iPhoto files to Mi iPod Photo.

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005

apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 8, 2005

apple bottom

Apple Bottom - a relatively large, round shapely bottom.

Apple Bottom Jeans are great for women who pack extra from behind.

by NiKeisha March 20, 2007

apple bottom

a big behind apple shaped bigg booty and real big nice but big not sloppy

wow! look at that apple bottom!

by female balla December 14, 2003

Apple

1. A popular technology brand all over the world. All though it has so many fuc*ed up products.

Jill: Hey Gregg did you get the new Apple iPad?
Gregg: No those things are so fuc*ed up! Who would want them?

by littlemonster222 January 10, 2011

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007