Taking a break from social media

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

Slowcial media

Platforms that foster unhurried and meaningful connection between humans.

I'm not on social media, it gives me anxiety. I prefer slowcial media where I can take my time.

by waxhead91 July 31, 2020

Media diagnosis

All the b.s. characteristics (b.s because the said characteristics are overwhelmingly false by like 99.5%) that the media invents about you and diagnoses you with

Aoc just received a negative media diagnosis on fox news.

by Sexydimma July 22, 2022

Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.

"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X

by geekmalone July 1, 2024

digital media

An IT term that refers to content created, stored, and distributed in digital format. The term has an unfortunate etymological coincidence with the Latin phrase "digitus medius", meaning "middle finger", which humorously highlights the prevalence of inappropriate content swimming on the Internet.

While digital media encompasses a vast array of creative works, the term's unfortunate etymology reminds us of the less savory aspects of the internet.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

Radio Media Tour

By definition, a Radio Media Tour is a series of back-to-back radio interviews that
allows a spokesperson to be interviewed by multiple radio stations and/or networks within a few hours. A spokesperson interacts directly with radio reporters
and this maximizes on-air time for a spokesperson, typically three to four
minutes per interview. A Radio Media Tour is a PR device used to publicize anything from a new album release to a museum exhibition.

I really liked Victoria Justices' single 'Gold' from summer 2013. However, maybe it would have been more successful if her record company had put more effort into promoting it...such as organizing a big Radio Media Tour. I think Victoria has a nice personality and if the public had heard her discuss the song on a Radio Media Tour maybe it would have had a bigger impact.

by milvianbridge March 9, 2014