Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 29, 2020

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shower onion

The pearl onion sized load that falls out of a lady after a night of unprotected sex in the #1 hole.

Suzie dropped a shower onion the morning after meeting a used car salesman at the bar.

by Bill Todd is a legend February 14, 2021

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Onion-tended Consequences Burger

A special burger with onion

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

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tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.

MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

by LastKARENnight April 03, 2012

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