by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025
Get the Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Ninemug. Alexander is the kind of guy that you should never let go of. He goes above and beyond for the people he cares about, always prioritising and putting others before himself (which he should work on). Many people see him as annoying, but he's simply misunderstood. Once you get to know Alexander, you'll fall for him. You'll fall for his humour, his kindness, his empathy, his understanding, patience, and looks. He's attractive not only in his looks but in his mind, too. If you have an Alexander in your life, never let him go, he's worth everything and more. He feels sunshine on a Sunday afternoon and a rollercoaster at the same time; he is all the colours in one, at full brightness.
Person 1: Hey, who was the guy on your recent post?
Person 2: That's Alexander, he's an unexplainable phenomenon and the most handsome and amazing person I've ever met!
Person 1: That's amazing! Hold onto him and keep him close, if you won't, I will!
Person 2: That's Alexander, he's an unexplainable phenomenon and the most handsome and amazing person I've ever met!
Person 1: That's amazing! Hold onto him and keep him close, if you won't, I will!
by jamesnotbond November 22, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. 
the most beautiful, gorgouse, stunning,
boy. he has the sweetest heart, hes shy at
first but once you get to know him you
wouldnt regret meeting him. ANY GIRL
would be the luckiest girl in the universe to
have him. he is funny, sweet, nice, kind, and
drop dead gorgouse, he has everything
anyone would want in a boy. he is great
with friends. he seems shy, innocent, and quiet at first, but become friends with him and see that theres more to than how he "looks." he is orginal and unique, you cant find someone like him.
Alexander is a very shy young man and
does not like to express his feelings. If you
have a moment with him, consider yourself
lucky. He is a very sweet guy with the
biggest heart underneath his cluelessness.
He is extremely hilarious and loves to make
people smile. He might not be the most
good looking at first, but as you start
becoming friends with him he will appear
more attractive. He has a very sarcastic
tone. He would is the type of guy to play basketball or football. He is also a very
confusing person and teases a lot. Mixed
with his sarcastic remarks and the
confusion he brings, it might be hard to
deal with.Being friends with him could
brighten up your day or bring you down.
Most likely bring you up because overall he is the best boy you’ll ever meet.
boy. he has the sweetest heart, hes shy at
first but once you get to know him you
wouldnt regret meeting him. ANY GIRL
would be the luckiest girl in the universe to
have him. he is funny, sweet, nice, kind, and
drop dead gorgouse, he has everything
anyone would want in a boy. he is great
with friends. he seems shy, innocent, and quiet at first, but become friends with him and see that theres more to than how he "looks." he is orginal and unique, you cant find someone like him.
Alexander is a very shy young man and
does not like to express his feelings. If you
have a moment with him, consider yourself
lucky. He is a very sweet guy with the
biggest heart underneath his cluelessness.
He is extremely hilarious and loves to make
people smile. He might not be the most
good looking at first, but as you start
becoming friends with him he will appear
more attractive. He has a very sarcastic
tone. He would is the type of guy to play basketball or football. He is also a very
confusing person and teases a lot. Mixed
with his sarcastic remarks and the
confusion he brings, it might be hard to
deal with.Being friends with him could
brighten up your day or bring you down.
Most likely bring you up because overall he is the best boy you’ll ever meet.
by natalieluvsurjf September 4, 2022
Get the alexandermug. The names Alexander is a bum name and who ever has the name wishes to changed it and people hate being called Alexander or Alex (for short) because it’s a bum and ugly name
Example: did you See the new kid named Alexander he is a bum no mark wants to talk to him because he is a bum
by Xavierdagra8 October 20, 2020
Get the alexandermug. kit alexander is a small british youtuber that does life style kind of vlogs. he has two released original songs and has a very cute soft boy aesthetic. he loves the fans that he has and loves to interact with them especially on twitter where he “bullies” his followers as a joke and they bully him back. kit is an amazing youtuber and you should check him out.
(please accept this :/ )
(please accept this :/ )
twitter tl: who’s kit alexander?
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. he sounds kind of annoying opp.
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. he sounds kind of annoying opp.
by kitsnumberonehater September 10, 2020
Get the kit alexandermug. A vertically challenged spectacled child loving pedophile.
Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.
Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.
“Hide your kid’s, Alexander Charret is coming!!”
“Heavens above that hooligan is acting just like that midget looking bigot Alexander Charret”
“Heavens above that hooligan is acting just like that midget looking bigot Alexander Charret”
by Clegolas June 25, 2025
Get the Alexander Charretmug.