Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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Kali-Alexander

A young man with the chillest of vibes. Rather secretive of his own business. While willing to listen to others he is very private with others business as well. Ready to blossom in a reserved but attentive young man he is also very silly and ready to joke around. Only with those he trusts or cares for
Kali-Alexander is a homeboi
by Blythe96128 December 28, 2020
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Alexander De Luca

Alexander De Luca has a gaping hole right between his two very bony legs.
Hey have you meet Alexander De Luca
YES, he has a huge pussy
Yes I fucked him
by truthwriter9000 July 21, 2022
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alexander cassidy

The sexest andsweetest guy in the world
Girl: I hung out with Alexander Cassidy last night.
Girl's Friend: You are the luckiest girl ever.
by Mestery Man February 18, 2016
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Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.
Alexander Evans is a huge bot.
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go
Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr
by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019
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