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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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Aids child

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child
by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016
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aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.
She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .
by AspergersBear January 27, 2018
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Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"
Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.
by CranpaVA February 2, 2017
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Aide Lutfi

by Malsan January 2, 2018
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AIDS out

The act of lying on the couch and accomplishing absolutely nothing productive. This often is the result of a hangover or pure laziness.
"We got pretty drunk last night"

"Yeah we did. I just finished class. I'm going to AIDS out for a few hours"

"Yeah man, I've been AIDSing out all morning"
by Larryyyyy January 13, 2014
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Trash Aids

someone who is so garbage at a video game that he spreads his skill level to everyone around him creating a GTD (gaming-transmitted disorder) that spreads across the internet
Jeremy everyone in your lobby is trash cause you have "trash aids"
by RAober August 14, 2023
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