Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.

She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .

by AspergersBear January 27, 2018

Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"

Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.

by CranpaVA February 2, 2017

aids mic

A very cheap or low quality microphone that sounds very unpleasant to ones ear.

"Joe Stain has an aids mic."

by netoconection July 24, 2017

AIDS-bear

A little Teddy bear that used to be sold for AIDS awareness. He has the aids-symbol on his foot and wears a scarf with a little text on it. Pronouns are he/him. No gender. Gender bad.

"That's a cute bear."
"I got him in a second hand store for 50ct"
"does his scarf say 'AIDS'? And what's on his foot?"
"oh, yes, that's all because he's an AIDS-bear."
"oh. Thank you for this information. Have a nice day."

by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022

Aids rich

Being able to get 4 loafs of bread at a gas station, don’t forget the 10 milk too

Hey dude wanna have 5 bologna cheese whiz sandwiches? Isn’t it fun to have a friend who’s Aids rich

by HarryPooterz October 27, 2019

Shocker Aid

A historic match played between the 2 biggest teams in the league. "Ingurland V", the biggest team in the league, play "World V" every Thursday at 10:20 AM.
so far, one season has been played of shocker Aid, which resulted in the smaller team, "World V" winning by 1 point in the league table.

Person 1: "you going watching shocker aid at top basket ball court today?"
Person 2:"yeh man"

by hahayehman November 10, 2022