Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020

almond-joy

When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her.

"Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though."

by Fusheggi November 12, 2014

almond tree

n. A tree producing the Almond Nut.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.

"You better have someone come take a look at that leak. Even though it's shaped like the virgin Mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an Almond Tree!"

by CapnDik August 10, 2007

among the voices

is a group of faggs that actually try to sing and play but cant hahahaha there so bad at what they do they cant even get shows anymore

guy 1 : hey did you hear among the voices last night
guy 2 : yea they so sucked wow they r so immmature
guy 3 : i think the drummer is a flaming homosexual

by jeremy bizickle February 22, 2008

Ammon

Ammon is a guy that once get to know him, you immediatly regret being friends with him, but still love him for who he is. He can always be there for you, or lead you astray and become the monster in bed with you. He tries to be funny when sometime half the time what he's joking about doesn't make any sense what so ever. The other half of the time is either something dirty or a funny, and little bit racist of a celebrities look alike.

"Aiden: Hey Ammon I want you to meet my friend Zachary."
"Ammon: Hey Zachary! Do you go by Zach for short? And if so, can I call you SACK?"
"Zachary: hahaha, yea sure whatever you like to call me. I gotta go so see ya guys later."
"Ammon: Alright see ya later SACK. Hey thanks for letting me MEAT your friend SACKary."
"Aiden: Sometimes I wish I never became friends with you."

by The Putaville Student October 8, 2021

almond

When an African American is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality.

Person one: Cara is addicted to Starbucks.
Person two: But isn't Cara african american?
Person one: Yeah, she's an almond.

by pussypopper December 30, 2014

Wanna hop on Among Us with me?

Contrary to "Hop on Among Us", "Wanna hop on Among Us" is a slang term, begging for rough sex of any kind. The functioning difference is that "Wanna hop on Among Us" can be used in a heterosexual context and is mostly used by females.

Woman: Hey, Baby. Wanna hop on Among Us with me later? *Secretly wanting to be slammed into the headboard*

Man: Wow! YES!

The woman asked the man, "Wanna hop on Among Us with me?" because she is horny as hell, but wants to maintain plausible deniability.

by ComputersAreCool February 16, 2021