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Teens

People who abbreviate words so much anyone over the age of 30 will be very confused.
Mother: Did you text grandpa to meet us at the bookshop? I know how you teens are.
Teenager: Yes
Grandpa: “on an airplane
by Greys Anatomy Life February 12, 2022
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outdoor teens

the term for when a werewolf isn't really a wolf but just a slightly rugged, wild haired teenager dressed in animal furs
"These aren't even werewolves, they're just outdoor teens" -Danny Gonzalez
by Squiddy_Animations87 March 6, 2025
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teen

A word invented by pedophiles to justify their lustful desires.
I can finally have my way with her/him now that he/she is a teen.
by AceLeRoux September 11, 2021
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teen

the people who destroyed this website and fucked it.
by TruckDestroyed March 30, 2022
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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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Teen challenge

Whenever your looking for a solution too the drug epidemic contact Teen challenge.
by Enjoyitmf11 December 2, 2024
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