The result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement with no fecal matter left on the toilet paper, a ghost wipe. Additionally there is no feces in the porcelain white bottom of the toilet. The feces has surpassed the water lock leaving absolutly nothing behind. Except you wondering if you ever moved your bowels at all. A phenomenon when occurring often results in celebration among friends and relatives.
Honey how long where I in there? I could have sworn I took a dump.
About ten minutes.
Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!
About ten minutes.
Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!
by phlopy disk December 21, 2013
Get the Full ghostmug. 1. Scaring your friend because they think you are a ghost. 2. Scaring yourself while thinking about ghosts. 3. Waking up with someone else in your bed and thinking they are a ghost.
"Man, you just ghost scared me!" "Last night I was ghost scared after watching 6 hours of Paranormal State!"
by Steve McGhosterson February 24, 2009
Get the Ghost Scaremug. by GhostsareOK December 1, 2013
Get the ghost tuggermug. Pre-Ejaculation
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.
by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014
Get the ghost spermmug. When your laptop crashes, and you're sitting 3 feet from it, watching the cursor dance around the screen on its own, clicking on random things, to your horror.
" I keep getting pics of Walmart fruit and anteaters giving birth, cuz the ghost cursor is jumping all over the screen & I can't catch it"
by Yertie August 15, 2014
Get the ghost cursormug. The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.
by whiskeyapocalypse November 18, 2014
Get the Van Ghostmug. Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.
by Ashhhhllleeeyyyy December 10, 2017
Get the Hoe ghostmug.