Crank

A person that will smash anybody

Shawty a whole crank out here

by Lul keyy babyyy July 23, 2019

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Cranked

The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.

Went to the show last night and I got CRANKED

by ANON716 February 14, 2025

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well

Daniel is the crank lord at my school

by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023

cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items

“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018