by Shrekhater June 07, 2022
by Shrekhater June 07, 2022
someone who made me and many other people question our sexuality and ask why our dick inflated a little bit
by kishibe March 15, 2021
The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.
by ShrekJoemama January 17, 2022
A big fat smexy ogre thats green and falls in love with donkey they get married and have sticky little kids that have mohawks and pink hair
by izlourob November 06, 2019
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
-Shrek
-Shrek
by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 17, 2019