Weak-sauce

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!
by Malek Taus January 19, 2008
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lost in the sauce

Lost in the sauce is when you are loaded drunk, so you're a bit out of touch with reality.
I'm lost in the sauce once again. (Ween song)
by bgal November 25, 2007
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sauced up

This is a term used while someone is high,or drunk
Bro I am so sauced up right now
by keefkilla May 15, 2014
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Noob Sauce

Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.

May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.

Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.

I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.

My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.

A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
by bag57 November 16, 2009
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sriracha sauce

Sriracha is a type of hot chili and garlic sauce, named after the coastal city of Si Racha, in the Chonburi Province of Eastern Thailand. Most famous producer in USA: Huy Fong Foods of Rosemead, California. Their iconic squeeze bottle features a rooster logo (founder David Tran was born during the Year of the Rooster) and green cap.

Ingredients: Chili, sugar, salt, garlic, distilled vinegar, potassium sorbate, sodium bisulfite as preservatives, and xanthan gum.
I like to put sriracha sauce on my pho soup when I eat Vietnamese food. Sriracha is also delicious mixed with mayonnaise as a dip for potato chips.
by Michael Doodle, MD November 02, 2013
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Reliable sauce

(Reliable sauces). Ejaculatory material; Semen.
I'm worried I may be pregnant, Doctor: My boyfriend mis-timed his withdrawal and instead of giving me a pearl necklace, he doused my hairy kebab with his reliable sauce.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
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farter sauce

The soft or crusty brown layer of residue frequently found on the inside of underwear.
The more chili my husband eats, the more farter sauce I find in his underwear.
by PapaEllis October 16, 2012
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