trouser monster

See penis

My trouser monster is getting all worked up...

by bdabbs March 24, 2004

Yellow Monster

man/monster dressed as Bert from sesame street. u will find if u good "weird random" on google images. he will find u. he will kill u.

"Hope walked into the bathroom stall and Yellow Monster was waiting for her"

by yellow monster May 01, 2014

Crotch monster

Synonym for vagina

Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.

by BlackRex October 30, 2019

Monster Bean

Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.

that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!

by Dave January 28, 2004

Monster Poo

When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"

Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.

by Poo Queen April 22, 2010

eat-monster

Term for any American as most Americans are morbidly obese.

I drove by McDonalds and saw the biggest family of eat-monsters in my life.

by guyingso May 04, 2007

vagina monster

a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much

Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster

by cholayy May 08, 2008