Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever

Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford

by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019

Hailey Ford

A beautiful blonde girl with blue eyes and has a fat ass.

Dave: Did you see that girl with the fat ass?

Jack: yeah I think that’s Hailey Ford!

by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020

Ford

For only real drivers

Me: I got a ford random guy oh yeah the truck for only real drivers

by Forhighboy May 18, 2019

Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024

taylor ford

a bitch who accuses you of cheating

Hey did you hear about taylor ford, shes a bitch

by Mike farts April 26, 2020

Ford

For Off Road Driving
Fastest On Race Day
Faithful Obedient Reliable Dependable
Found Often Rescuing Dodges

and now For Our Real Diesels

The number one selling truck in America for 43 years and counting is the FORD F-150

by Jr. B November 24, 2020

korey forde

a form teacher that is bad a maths and bad at teaching. and always wants to see kids looking their worst and stares them down

You are a Mr. Korey Forde

by Jandolassscuzhefass January 31, 2022