Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 4, 2005

zombie stick

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.

John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.

by jamill14 June 9, 2011

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

Selfie stick

Something you could find a way to beat somebody with.

Jeff beat the guy unconscious with a selfie stick for trying to kidnap him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Quim Sticks

A South West London term for tampons

The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.

by DukeofEarlsfield January 15, 2011

Urns Stick

Urns Stick- more commonly know as the male penis or organ that makes "urns"

I stuck my Urns Stick between her nipple pumpkins and made milk on her chin.

by Mr. Rufus McHumpers October 18, 2009