Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020

Obama cAre

The only black man I will respect besides juice wrld. And the best president ever.

Obama care was good for the world.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

could care less

Sometimes misinterpretation by “couldn’t care less”. Could care less is the correct option. Considering that “i couldn’t care less” means they care already, but can’t care any less than they already do. Now, “could care less” means they don’t care at all, so they dont care any less.

Wow! I could care less about this hockey game!

by koolwiz June 3, 2018

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

Care

1. A sarcastic way of saying "I don't care."

2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."

The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.

Sarcasm : Person 1. "I can deadlift 430lbs" Person 2. "Care"

Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*

Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"

by ExplicitTaco January 3, 2022

Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011