national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016

snub-off

To link, by suitable device, a towing or pulling vehicle or unit, to a reliably stationary object, or to one or more additional vehicles or towing/pulling units, to move or hold back something exceeding the traction of a single or lesser number of such units.

Hey, snub-off your bedtruck to the dozer so you don't slide back any further on the next pull.

by silverswingpress May 20, 2014

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

Log off

Another way of saying "fuck off"

Person1: log off fam

by Ebenezerscroogeswife290 January 26, 2022

parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first

The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.

by Nageat July 13, 2015

jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017