Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

by Figgledorf the Clown November 21, 2016

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 06, 2014

horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy

I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”

by Froghead123 May 21, 2021

Beige Cunt

1. An eater of beige oven food

2.Someone who is bland and / or boring.

"Just come out for a drink will ya? Dont be a beige cunt!"

"What's that on your plate? Sausage rolls, chips and alphabites? You beige cunt"

by DarthBeige June 02, 2022

Cunt Bunny

Lesbians who can hole themselves back. They always have to hop on some cunt that's passing by.

You heard about Jessica? Yea, she quite a Cunt Bunny! You should talk to her.

by ThePeenMachine69 September 12, 2021

Biggest Cunt In The Universe

The Biggest Cunt In The Universe is Analicia Chaves. And it’s not like “Imma bad bitch, Imma cunt” it’s like , “You are such a fuckin cunt.” Stuck up cunt.

Predators are cunts..remember that..tell your kids that.

“Who is the biggest cunt..like ever?”

“Ana Montana…she’s the biggest cunt in the universe.”

“The lady that gets with 18 year olds? At 32? Eww! She is a cunt.”

by DatOnePaleBitch September 17, 2022

lowercase cunt

A fuck that don't deserve to live.

The lowercase cunt don't deserve to live.

by youwanttogetunhaunted August 03, 2022