douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables

It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag

by Rytoc December 7, 2007

Hoe bag

A thing you pay for and you never now what stds your going to get

I waonder what’s gonna come in that Hoe Bag

by Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2018

Bag on him

If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"

Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!

David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.

by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019

Blonking bags

A term for fucking

“Im Blonking Bags with Debbie tonight man”

by Skiiuu August 2, 2018

Bag Jenga

When you frantically have to re-arrange items in suitcases when weighing your bags at the airport.

When we traveled on vacation, my wife and I had to play Bag Jenga to get both our suitcases under the allowed weight.

by Bdp94 July 28, 2019