One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

one-hit wonder

The date that you tag once, find out how awful s/he is and don't go back for seconds.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

One fourth suicidal

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.

Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!

by OneFourth June 11, 2010

one-sex

another word for one night stand

cant believe my bro had a one-sex wit my sister!

by chomumandem March 31, 2022

Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

by I need something to do October 19, 2018

one frame fapper

Someone who bases their fap material to single frames of movies, shows etc

Luke: I found Jared fapping to a still of the new Harley Quinn!
Chris: What a one frame fapper.

by KShar June 6, 2016

One-shot

A common term used by fps gamers for when they have done very little to no damage to the enemy player.

Guys get him he’s one-shot!

by ToastToxin July 30, 2021