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The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
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Jack

Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!

Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
My cousin Spack No.1 is called Jack (he is a Spack!)
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
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Jack

a guy that will fuck around and thinks he is so cool and people think he actually is until he finally do fuck3d up
he showed up without pants today, Jack finally reveals his true self.
by nnootajacck November 22, 2021
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Usally this kid can get on your nerves. Jack has anger problems and is tough lookin for a fight which makes him a retard so a slang for jack would be

Retard

-John doe
Omg that guy is starting a fight must be a jack
by roaaaaal June 11, 2019
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Jack Powel

A man of much mystery part of the famous football team Dingle FC United. This man is a very hard man to get your hands on so when you do use your time wisely. When you get hold of this man do not expect him to answer your questions but expect a ma joke. Unfortunately jack powell has had a bad past being involved in the unspeakable …
by Soul of Chloe corbett November 4, 2022
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Jack

A ginger, 6'0 , jerk who talks to your for months then all of a sudden out the blue cuts you off
Jack was a leprechaun.
by Mother treassa April 9, 2022
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Jack

One of the absolute best friends anyone could ever ask for. Jack's are really nice, truly, insanly intelligent and smart and some of the best people out there. They are the first person you should go to when something is upsetting you or when you need help with soemthing. They are always always always there for you and care about you so so much. They always make you feel better not matter what the situation is and are some of the most supportive people to ever exsist. If you have a friend named Jack, you are a really really lucky person :)
Jack is the best friend you could ever ask for.
by hahahehe123 April 27, 2022
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