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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2013
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Do you listen to Shabnam

girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!
by thecharacterwannie August 28, 2023
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Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!
by Mary's February 10, 2018
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Doing a Kristen

Trolling, but worst. Even a troller could not troll that much.
The teacher cancelled two lessons in a row for no reason. I think he's doing a Kristen
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mun dos

The word originated in California tuner car culture. It’s meaning is very similar to ricer, except there are some differences. ‘Mun dos’ is borrowed from a broadcast TV program on a Spanish channel, called Mun Dos. This program would showcase Latin import tuner car culture with ricey Hondas, hideously modified with huge spoilers, extreme body kits, but with no significant engine modifications. Many of the cars had huge banners on their front windshields that said Honda.

Some mun dos cars include:
• body kits
• neon lights
• turbo emblem when the car is not turbo
• front windshield banners
• flea market chrome wheels
• interior parts painted to match exterior
• 4-speed automatic but has exhaust mod
• no engine mods except maybe intake
• tutone paint job
• sweaty-looking Mexican driver with sideways baseball hat, and the hat isn’t even a flat bill, usually bleached hair tips
• emphasis on sound system, usually custom speaker enclosure also color matched
Damn cuzz, look at that mun dos ass car right there. I bet he thinks everyone is staring because they like his car.
by edmsamurai May 21, 2018
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Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
by My Password January 20, 2023
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