fucking soft as balls

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.

Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls

by softballs69 December 23, 2013

Dragon Ball Z

1. One of the most popular animes. has the most powerful characters out of any and all other animes.

2. Something you mention to prove your right against Naruto fanboys

Guy 1: You watch dragon ball z?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's the best

Naruto Fanboy: Naruto is the best he owns Goku's ass
Regular Person: Bitch please even Yamcha can beat Naruto.
Naruto Fanboy: You're right.

by Yalor February 28, 2015

wet rugby ball

What Rob the nurse says after a rugby match.

Example: Please get your wet rugby balls off my forehead.

He slapped Rob in the forehead with his wet rugby balls.

by Cheeky Frank July 3, 2015

cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.

Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.

by birdy93 December 17, 2015

Slappin ma balls

When a man fucks a taxes accented man and his balls get slapped.

Your slappin ma balls very good.

by Lamborghini Huracán April 21, 2019

redneck beach ball

"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough

, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"

by Damien Emley May 14, 2019

Cock and Ball torture

This is a form of punishment in which one is tortured by the constant beating of his (or her if you are James Charles) cock and balls

Bro I got caught stealing and my punishment is cock and ball torture.

by Ok so basically I am monkey May 27, 2019