High-Fructose Porn Syrup

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

by ahelpfulstranger July 13, 2019

Auburn Girls High School

The most retarded school full of ratchet sluts wannabes and stuck up little area bitches do not and I repeat do not go to that school ur better off somewhere else biggest regret of anyone’s life going there

Definiton of Auburn Girls high school is it is the biggest flop of a school

by Unknownmf120999 November 27, 2019

Rye Neck High School

Rye Neck unfortunatly has received the short end of the stick, as Mamaroneck High is a million times larger. This place becomes a home instantly, a family, but this "home of the panthers" keeps the drama rolling. Good luck keeping a love interest secret, this school will blow it up before you were even aware the other person had feelings for you. Located on a swamp that is slowly sinking, the greatest excitement includes partying at the back field, hooking up in the dugout, making fun of the cafeteria cleaning people and of course the annual trudge in waders into the swamp for biology class. If you visit the cafeteria at any time during the day, you will most likely find every student who has skipped class or needed a break. Why don't you try to bum a ride to Garden Catering or Smoothie King!? It'sa school wear a pair of uggs and spandex is mandatory. Where if you wear sweat pants two days in a row, you've overused your scrub days. It's athletics are small, but the teams have heart. Unfortunatly, the majority of all funds have vanished into the construction of the fitness center. All jokes aside, the A class, B class, C (outcast) class system is either you love it or you hate it.

"Hey can this day just be over so we can get drunk already, this is RNHS!"

Rye Neck High School(in the office we all have gone too-mr. scott) "This ain't burger king you can't have it your way!"

"I have so much homework, plus I have rehearsal tonight...my life stops when the RNHS play begins"

"Rye Neck has cheerleaders?"

by A RyeNecker Who Moved Away December 8, 2009

North Penn High School

The hell hole we are forced to go to seven hours a day to learn a whole bunch of pointless shit that we will never use. You can look around and nine out of ten people will fake ass bitches that people pretend to like. 97% of the school is on drugs including the teachers, and 99% are sluts or players. The teachers couldn't care less. The security is a joke. Everyone thinks they’re hot shit and there is a fight every week. Drama runs wild and WE ALL HATE NORTH PENN

(actual convo)
NPHS? Is that some sort of gang?

No, thats our high school
North Penn High school
the hell hole of lasndale

by A student of NPHS March 18, 2011

San Ramon Valley High

There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.

Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!

by student January 26, 2005

King david high school

Jewish princesses or 1/2 Christian the only school in the uk where knowing all about your teacher's personal life and vice versa is acceptable
Might even visit their homes

But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding

Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS

You don't know what accent that is?
Oh she's a king david high schooler

by D00med y0uth August 22, 2019

Montini catholic high school

Full of fake people and doesn’t care about the students and only care about the money they pay for tuition

Man you are really rich and selfish you must go to Montini catholic high school

by OOGA BOOGA COME HERE BOI October 9, 2018