Run on Pirate Gold

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.

I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!

by Clowpie August 17, 2014

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

goin for gold

Trying to win something

Jeff: hey, my names Jeff and im goin for gold

by sweetpussylips77 April 11, 2015

burying the gold

When a man intentionally(or intentionally) pees into a woman's(or man's) ass while balls deep. It important that the "dirty cave"/ lower rectum is full of feces and the pressure of urination is such that the urine makes it past the feces. Successfully executed, the receiver may not be aware gold was buried until their next bowel movement.

Mary "WTF, Chris keeps burying the gold so deep that I shit out his piss the next day"

by rebornfungus January 31, 2016

act like gold

A woman that values herself more than a THOT, is established in her profession, beautiful, intelligent and will make you put in that work.

"It's Beyonce season and they act like gold"

by The Realest in the SIX September 17, 2016

Fool's gold digga

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.

She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.

The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016