cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

cunt

adj. Used to describe an outfit, a person, a phrase, a vibe, etc. Implies that something is over-the-top, somewhat camp, and provocative (but in a tasteful way).

Related word: cunty

"That outfit is so cunt(y)"
"She looks so cunt(y) right now

by katie_gaga November 27, 2023

Cunt

A Fucking Ugly Midget Naked Mole Rat Named Vi

She’s a Cunt

by RRcell September 14, 2021

Cunt Pouch

A pouch in which counts hide their things.

Example: " hey you got any weed in your cunt pouch?"

by Sheenabitch May 10, 2016

Cunt

An alternative term to refer to a politician

The prime minister is a complete cunt

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018

cunt

what you call your friends

friend: how is your day goi...
you: why are you such a fucking cunt

by danny despavito January 13, 2020

Cap-cunt

A gatekeeper for Capcom games.

A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”

by ninuno January 24, 2023