My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023
Get the Crocodile Cuntmug. by cuntlord2378 June 2, 2024
Get the coot ah cuntemug. a cunt is the name of a boy who always changed the reason why he broke up with a girl.His name is also known as ethan burk and his brother is evan burk
by 123Weirdo456 February 20, 2022
Get the cuntmug. by TheBiscuitKing September 29, 2019
Get the Cuntmug. A lying, backstabbing, conniving, try-hard, failed marketing shithead, conman politician nicknamed Scummo.
Malcolm: I just saw that Cunt's interview on 7:30. He just spoke right over the top of Leigh Sales
Lucy: Yes I heard that one of the nurses at his birth said, "look at that cunt coming out of that cunt's cunt"
Lucy: Yes I heard that one of the nurses at his birth said, "look at that cunt coming out of that cunt's cunt"
by JoFry May 16, 2022
Get the Cuntmug. by youwanttogetunhaunted August 3, 2022
Get the lowercase cuntmug. Starting around 2008, in certain regions of northern Utah, United States, it is used to describe a woman who does NOT cower when when being verbally abused by either a ridiculously old-fashioned man, or anyone who believes they are of a higher value to society (or God's Gift To The Universe/Queen Bee/Pink Bully) than the woman than they are attempting to verbally or emotionally degrade.
One: "So when we went to Area51 last weekend down in Salt Lake, I went in to touch up my make-up, and here's this chick at the mirror, does NOT move when I come into the bathroom. So I told the bitch, 'You're hogging my mirror, you cunt.', and she looks at me and says, 'I'd rather be a cunt than a pussy like you any time.' I was STUNNED! AND she had the balls to keep putting in her contact lens!"
Two: "So I got home, and my lazy wife has already fed the kids and put the leftovers in the fridge. So I told her to get her ass to the store and buy me a new steak, more broccoli, and more corn on the cob, out of HER allowance that I give her, and she tells me that the same thing was in the fridge, on a plate, and to microwave it! Like I'M suddenly the wife! So I said to her, "Look, you cunt, you're on this planet to serve ME!', and she just looks at me, doesn't even flinch, and tells me that if I'm too damned dumb to figure out the microwave, I deserve to go without dinner, and walks away. I had to go to my mom's house to get dinner."
Two: "So I got home, and my lazy wife has already fed the kids and put the leftovers in the fridge. So I told her to get her ass to the store and buy me a new steak, more broccoli, and more corn on the cob, out of HER allowance that I give her, and she tells me that the same thing was in the fridge, on a plate, and to microwave it! Like I'M suddenly the wife! So I said to her, "Look, you cunt, you're on this planet to serve ME!', and she just looks at me, doesn't even flinch, and tells me that if I'm too damned dumb to figure out the microwave, I deserve to go without dinner, and walks away. I had to go to my mom's house to get dinner."
by bIrqul June 12, 2011
Get the Cuntmug.