Jack is the most sexiest man on planet earth. He’s the type of guy to squat 500 pounds, and then fuck your mom right after. He rlly is the shit.
by Bigassjack June 9, 2023

by Bald Biggum August 11, 2017

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).
Hey, jack church.
Hey!
Lets play in the snow!
OK!
Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?
Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
Hey!
Lets play in the snow!
OK!
Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?
Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

by FuckinJacksMom November 23, 2021

When intensity becomes risk, and challenge awaits FireMan Jack to solve a fire after the suspect, lit her hair down low, to rescue her by cumming on yer va-jay and cumming to rescue simultaneously ), penis
by FtMaveric May 22, 2025
