I can’t believe it “jack”
by Firhwhavaiqwv”bheao” August 4, 2022
Get the Jackmug. A male that walks around and can be noticed by his large cube head. He also known to be a predator and get touchy in a tight space.
by Dogra April 21, 2022
Get the Jackmug. usually is a faggot, that only likes men and he usually has a big penis and he is really caring when it comes to sex and is usually a good quarterback in football
by asdrftyuiop May 17, 2018
Get the jack pulismug. A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!
Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?
Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!
Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.
Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)
Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.
Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.
Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?
Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!
Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.
Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)
Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.
Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.
Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011
Get the Leaf Jacksmug. by Jakisbetter178 November 15, 2018
Get the Jack Speakemug. by Ace Venatura May 21, 2019
Get the Jack’s Delightmug. A fuckboy, plays with girls hearts a lot. No one likes him at all. Defo gay. If you see him, run a mile, probably has STDs
Girl 1: I met this guy last week and he told me he loved me
Girl 2 : anddd
Girl 1: Yh... he’s got another girl 😕
Girl 2: yeah that’s a jack for you
Girl 2 : anddd
Girl 1: Yh... he’s got another girl 😕
Girl 2: yeah that’s a jack for you
by Monkeyballs215 January 8, 2020
Get the Jackmug.