The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.
Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023
Get the Black Bryanmug. An extremely talented actor, singer, and band member of Tenacious D (yes sir), also known for starring in a Sesame Street episode with character Elmo searching for an 'octagon', which is now a viral meme.
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If you don't rate Jack Black, you're a gay emo coffee
Joe: I liked that Sesame Street episode he was in, that was funny as!
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!
Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!
Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮
by PartyCrasher547 June 13, 2022
Get the Jack Blackmug. by Locstar2022 February 18, 2022
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Get the blackmug. A belief system and movement that combines elements of Judaism and Christianity while rejecting rabbinical authority and, in some groups, denying the role of Jesus in Christianity. It is often rooted in the conviction that its adherents are the true Israelites — the chosen people of an all-knowing, powerful God.
Some groups within Black Hebrew Israelitism emphasize strict biblical law while distancing themselves from mainstream Judaism and Christianity
by Israel D. September 20, 2025
Get the Black Hebrew Israelitismmug. the first black private citizen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) that was followed by a staffer for George Allen (a Washington Redskins Owner, Virginia Governor, UVA Student-Athlete, and US Senator) on LinkedIn.
The Black George Allen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) was the most historical person in the world according to intel agencies.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
Get the Black George Allenmug. a urban black male who is popular among the hipster crowd for drinking brutal beers they can't handle, leaning at high speed, and referring to part of anatomy as a chocolate torpedo.
by bubblebuttman September 17, 2013
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