Jack

The weirdest of them all

JAck suck ass

by Quesar June 14, 2022

Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013

Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

jack adair

A type of guy who is a good friend and is really annoying. But he will do anything to help you out.

Amanda- who is that guy
Vicky - Jack Adair
Amanda - he’s really nice and annoying

by Mimi30 April 20, 2018

Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.

Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"

by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024

Jack

Jack is usually that sort of person that loves to be gay. He should discriminated at all costs. He is also the CEO of nonces. He will always be married to someone called Garfield aka Stephen Tries, Stephen has many husbands and wifes and many children, Imallexx is one of them

Jack you massive faggot

by Memeulous’s Cat December 30, 2019

Jack Williams

a smart prick that nobody actually likes thinks he’s good at sports but is really bad and still hasn’t got a girl

you don’t want to turn out like jack williams

by zimbabwe presedent November 20, 2019