darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Sticky Eyedrops

When one cums into another's eyelids.

"Shup you before I give you some sticky eyedrops!"

by Wozwa112 February 14, 2017

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017

chidi eyebrows

When one flickers eyebrows

"I gave her Chidi eyebrows and she loved it"

by DJ Wattsy March 9, 2017

Eskimo Eyes

when someone give you a look , like he's/she's mad at you /pissed off . Way to look a person when your mad , most of the time it's a straight face and the person is just staring at you.

Look how she gave me the eskimo eyes.

He must be mad, he gave me the eskimo eyes.
Are you mad, you have the eskimo eyes.

by Lenabureau March 23, 2017

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017