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Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
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by Jo NYC May 24, 2018
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