National Rape Day

Its not even a fucking day .. some men are just too sick in the fucking head 🖕🏻

cut this "National Rape Day" shit tf out.. its gonna cause people to go suicidal.

by fuckingstupid- April 24, 2021

An Honest Day's Work

Something the well-to-do love to brag about doing while they are driven around in their limousines visiting the factories they own. Meanwhile, they pay the real workers scraps, and brainwash them into thinking backbreaking work will get them rich someday as well.

Big Lawyer #1: Theres nothing as honorable as an honest day's work, especially when I get 400 dollars an hour to babble on the phone with other people's lawyers about golf and wine tasting.

Lawyer#2: Yessir I worked hard to get to where i'm at, even though I spent half of law school, which was paid for by my parents, in cocktail bars.

by suzietoenail January 5, 2011

anti femboy day

Anti Femboy Day is a national holiday celebrated on april 10th, it was created to counter attack the femboy day, on this holiday people kill and murder femboys, some countries will experience a civil war on this day since there are people who support femboys(virgins) and those who have an actual brain and hate femboys(super macho men). Countries that celebrate anti femboy day are: Poland,Mexico,Hungary,Bhutan,Germany,indonesia,USA,England and Wales,australia, and many other countries

Mark: Its soon to be april 10th, you know what that means

Justin: YES YES YES, anti femboy day
Mark: I actually don't know what anti femboy day is, can you explain it to me?
Justin: Best Holiday, for sure
Mark: what is it about?
Justing: you basically kill femboys and hate on them
Mark: That saounds like murdering....
Justing: its actually legal
Mark: oh...

by water melon king April 7, 2022

Thanks Patrick's Day

An Irish holiday, held on March 17th. Not to be confused with "St. Patrick's Day" (another holiday with the same date). Thanks Patrick's Day is compared to St. Patrick's day in every possible way, except that you smoke instead of drink and that it was thought out by a strapping young lad, too "confused" to be able to clearly speak the latter's name. This holiday is quickly become more and more well known as time passes, moving from just three high school student to a whopping.....three high school students.

Nostalgic Female Teenager: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was with Jake..."

*Then*

Nostalgic Teenage Boy: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was celebrating Thanks Patrick's Day..."

*LOL*

by Nimble Nancy March 12, 2009

Anti-Fur day

On December 20th if you have a furry friend if you’re not a furry have to jump him

Peter: Hey guys. Guess what day it is?

Brian: The 20th? Why?

Lois: Sorry Brian, it’s Anti-Fur Day

Brian: What are you guys...hey! No! Wait! Stop!

by ItsFunToBeAnonymous December 18, 2020

Detroit Country Day

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half the school tuition goes to the headmaster (see: twat) to pay for his brand new yacht. What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Play Jenga
Play Cards

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.

Scott: What school do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck then.

by An attending student July 28, 2008

Pet a Furry day

A day on the 11th of December after Discord Mod Day where you have to pet Furries if asked, you are legally obligated to pet them if asked, similar to Hug a Furry day, you cannot resist unless if either, the Furry in question is being questionable about their request being petted (Aka being weird), or if you have petted them "enough." (You must have at least petted them 3 times before you can consider it "enough" though.)

Furry: I just got petted 50 times on Pet a Furry day!
Other Furry: Nice, I got petted 25 times!
Non-Furry: I had to pet you two 15 times collectively today...

by Erron2005 December 8, 2020