hot asshole casserole

A person that displays unparalleled levels of assholeishness. This goes hand in hand with hot cup of asshole.

Kevin, stop being such a hot asshole casserole or, I swear to God, I will set you on fire from the inside using gasoline and a very wide catheter!

by MB87 September 29, 2010

California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night

by SexManic814 May 9, 2018

Hot Wheel Hunter

A person who looks and spends money on collecting hot wheels because they have the mentality of a child.

Person A: I saw a couple "Hot Wheel Hunters" at Albertsons today.

Person B: Bet they looked retarded as fuck.

Person A: They looked autistic.

by smoothy berries September 26, 2020

Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative

Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle

by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010

Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.

Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.

by Kevin Da Great July 23, 2016

albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.

"I gave that girl the albuquerque hot pocket"

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

Alvin's Hot Juicebox

When the male urinates into the female's vagina.

Person 1: Dude Emmie has a uti.
Person 2: How'd that happen?
Person 1: I gave her an Alvin's Hot Juicebox

by Wildburr September 4, 2016