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Dirty Irish Goodbye

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.
Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.
by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025
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New York Goodmorning

A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!

If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.

(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)

-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum

Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
Gee being here makes me want a new york goodmorning from you right on the balcony.
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
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talia from goodasssub

trans baddie with a big girldih
hey who is talia from goodasssub?
damn shes a trans baddie bro
by totallynotokzlonded July 27, 2025
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Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...
"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020
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Making out with the homies goodnight

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.
Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*
by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023
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mr. goodall

Pig who works in the mc Donald's in marlboro
Hey let's order a mc rib and laugh at our principle, mr. goodall:)
by The name that's everyone knows November 4, 2013
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Mrs. Goodstien

LDMS Reading teacher, she is a rat mixed with Cleopatra. Her favorite students in second period is Colin, Luca, Cole Patrick and John. When u say " it do be" her horny corny mind comes alive. She tells patrick to get out of the class room so she can make out with him because he's so hot ;0
Mrs. Goodstien loves rat b\kak
by hmd;kcshdldhd;oh April 29, 2019
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