Lads and Cunts

Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.

by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022

Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018

Cunt

It defines someone that is named Robert .. has a bad attitude and always starts drama

That Robbie bloke is a real cunt of a bloke

by Cunt(Robbie) September 7, 2018

Grunt Cunts

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.

me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."

by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025

cunt jug

when the word cunt doesn't define how much of a cunt a person is .

Walter is a cunt jug

by pesky May 11, 2014

Cunt-luck Dinner

To be at a pot-luck dinner, or other social gathering that woman you don't like or hate are more dominant than the others you do like.

Side note: You can be a at a Cunt-luck Dinner with ONLY woman you dont like.

Tim: Dude, how many girls did you say you had last night?
You: Eh, it wasnt that great. It was a real cunt-luck dinner.

Becky: Girl, we were suppose to go shopping yesterday! Where where you?
You: Sorry, I was trapped at a cunt-luck dinner.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

Cunt

Someone who portrays people out of context in an unfair manner

Eg: Can you believe that cunt? He showed CowChop's landlord some of their edgy videos and got them evicted!
Or
Those cunts at the Wall Street Journal made Pewdiepie look like a Nazi and Maker dropped him.

by CheekyCoont February 16, 2017