Skip to main content

Get Cooked Cunt 

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
Get Cooked Cunt by TradStick49 November 27, 2023
Related Words

to toss a cunt

That move your english teacher always does that makes you want to shoot up the class
Man, Miss shithead really tries to toss a cunt sometimes.

Jeez, Mr Fuckoff really tossed a cunt with this one
to toss a cunt by Hahafunnyname November 29, 2023

Piss off you cunt 

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx
Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt
Piss off you cunt by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023

Milk the cunt 

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.
Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*
Milk the cunt by Zipdox January 16, 2024

Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt
I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.

corps storage cunt slam 

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.
Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list